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Joke of the Day

"Have you see the movie constipation? No? That's because it hasn't come out yet."

"My cat should run for President. When she gets excited she flip-flops all over the place."

"What's the difference between ISIS and a piece of shit? I don't know any difference either."

"Never take a cows job for granted: It's outstanding in its field."

"On the bright side, every moment Bieber spends Tweeting is a moment he isn't spending recording or performing music."

"Which gun has a perfect rating? A Five-seven."

"A morning-after pill but for when you accidentally hear a Maroon 5 song"

"I thought it was you A drunk guy is walking down the street. He sees this nun, runs up and knocks her over. He says, ""You don't feel so tough now, do you, Batman!?"""

"I told a girl she would look better with her hair back and she got really offended. Chemo patients are so sensitive."

"Guys, what's the most funny offensive joke you know?"