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"Newt Gingrich would probably leave the presidential race... if he learned it had cancer."
"I was reading in the paper today... about this dwarf that got pickpocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?"
"""Please don't make a scene."" -Horrible movie director"
"The punchline Did I ruin this joke?"
"I got 99 problems... and having a triple-digited number of problems ain't one."
"I got invited to my first HS party... ten years too late, fuck you all i'm not going to the reunion, get bent."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? (Say it out) An elephino!"
"What do you call a prostitute who's upset about gun control? A sandy hooker"
"weed is a gateway drug. *opens gate* Welcome To CoolFunLand"