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Joke of the Day

"What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7? They both suffered the loss of one very important port."

"What's the difference between Hitler and a marathon runner? The marathon runner can successfully finish a race"

"I was at a restaurant and my waitress had a black eye So I ordered really slow, because she obviously doesn't listen"

"I can't afford Ugg boots, so I just never shave below the knee to create the illusion that I'm wearing them."

"What do you call someone who is obsessed with a constant breeze? a 'fan'atic."

"I hate it when people ask me where I'll be in 5 years. I don't have 2020 vision."

"Did you hear what happened in the Multi-Language Translation Race? Nobody made it to the Finnish Line."

"What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child? ...A-flat minor"

"American Horror Story The Rise of Donald Trump."

"My best friend died in a freak boiling water accident. He will be mist."