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Joke of the Day

"I could be the next American Idol!! If they could just let me bring my shower on stage..."

"What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla? Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!"

"Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn? The kernel was looking for him."

"If a quiz is quizicle, what's a test?"

"Police are like a box of chocolates They'll kill your dog."

"Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married? Because they can't elope."

"I was climbing the ladder to success Then a guy poked his head out of a window and said ""Hi, I'm Cess!"""

"Skinny = anorexic , thick = obese , virgin = too good , non-virgin = slut , friendly = fake , quiet = rude. You can never please society"

"What did the pirate say to the prostitute? Thar she blows!"

"Fact: 98% of Jeep owners are guys named Jake, who wear shorts in the winter, and work at Starbucks."