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Joke of the Day

"What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla? Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!"

"What do black people and a tornado have in common? It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood."

"I looked at a penny under the microscope. What I saw was magnificent."

"Beer has female hormones Whenever I am drinking I talk too much and can't drive a car."

"How did the butcher introduce his wife? MEET PATTY"

" My friend's dog died the other day so I surprised her by going out and getting her an identical dog. She was furious, she said *""what am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?""*"

"Friend: ""I'm breaking up with my boyfriend. He acts like a savage."" Me: ""Fred or Ben?"""

"Her: I'm pregnant Me: WHAT? H: Just kidding M: You scared me half to death H: My mom is coming to stay with us M: *the other half dies*"

"Last night I got so drunk I spent an hour apologizing to a tree for saying it's bark was worse than it's bite."

"Bruce Lee's favorite drink Wataaaaa!!!"