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Joke of the Day

"If a quiz is quizicle, what's a test?"

"Fighting a lion is on my bucket list but I should probably make it the last thing."

"Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong? Because the rest are weekdays."

"Thank you Internet stranger for your honorable proposal of marriage. My folks are so excited. They're asking for Thanksgiving and Easter."

"Knock Knock, Who's there Jesus, Jesus who, You haven't heard the good word of the Lord, I have some wonderful pamphlets to show you to the ways of God"

"What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween? As John Cena because you can't see them."

"What did ELO say once they found out their stripper was a hermaphrodite? You've got a strange vag-dick."

"If you have to ask if something is racist, it's probably racist. If you insist something you've said is not racist, it's probably racist."

"Hi Mrs. Smith ... can Johnny come out and play baseball with us? Oh you mean little boy ... you know Johnny is a quadraplegic ! Yes I know Mrs. Smith. We want to use him for home plate !"

"I once had a brush with Death and then a floss and a rinse; no woman wants to get intimate with a dark annihilator of souls with bad teeth."