7617

Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn? The kernel was looking for him."

"I have a flight to catch but there is a cat on my lap"

"Edgy Knock knock joke Knock knock. Who's there? The pilot. Let me in"

"News says there were a ""record number of marijuana seizures"" in 2015. Weird ... after all these decades I've never had a single seizure."

"A bird in the... *BLOCKED* Birds of ... *BLOCKED The early bird catches the wo...*BLOCKED & REPORTED FOR ABUSIVE CONTENT -worms on Twitter"

"Why doesn't Switzerland make good cars? You can only put them in neutral. edit:pronouns"

"In solidarity with peaceful Muslim communities around the world, I believe America should finally elect it's first Muslim president to a third term."

"Where did the Candian pirate live? Ont**ARR**io"

"What's Gordon Ramsey's second favorite movie? FROZE-- oh, nevermind."

"The universe contains protons,neutrons,electrons and morons."