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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn? The kernel was looking for him."
Next Joke
"Wrapping gifts and one kid has more than the other so to even it up I hope she likes this bag of potatoes."
"What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint."
"I have a fear of two-letter words I get scared just thinking about it"
"I asked the chicken why he crossed the road. He said to eat."
"Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes."
"What do you call the group of people with funny outfits that talk about peace and love and stuff Trekkies :)"
"Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, ""is that short for Jimberly?"" and I have few friends in real life."
"If Trump wins, why should you move to Mexico instead of Canada? Because there'll be an actual wall keeping you from Trump"
"What is the recommended psychological treatment for mentally ill statisticians? Regression therapy"