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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married? Because they can't elope."

"Saudis Arabia recently got siri Saudi Arabian: Siri,call my wife Siri:which one?"

"How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley? A lubricantation."

"Mozart took a young wife, as was common in the day. After a very brief first night together, he felt inspired to write a song. He called it Minute in A Minor."

"2016: Sanders wins presidency 2017: Marijuana legalized in all 50 states 20$x: lol what were we talking about"

"Why do men fart more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure."

"Never call a girl fat. Because she will always remember it...that's because elephants never forget."

"What's your best Michael Jackson is dead joke?"

"The inventor of the Oxford Comma has died. Tributes have been lead by JK Rowling, his wife and the Queen of England."

"If I could be any X-Men I think I'd pick Professor X. Don't really care about the mind-reading stuff I just hate walking."