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"What do you call a morbidly obese hippy? Tie Dyeabetes"
"Have you heard about the new female doctor who can cure illness with all natural, homeopathic remedies? Look her up! She just goes by the name, ""Miss Information"" Edit: source - South Park"
"Mom told meh to not waist my food She said we were gonna have to 'tighten our belts' around here."
"I don't like referencing Not et al."
"Roses are brown, violets are grey I just found out I'm colorblind today."
"I don't know why women spend so much money on sunglasses... Wouldn't it be cheaper to just tint the kitchen windows!"
"[high school] Teacher: do u have your homework? Ryan Lochte: I was murdered last night"
"How does a mathematician deal with constipation? He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out"
"What do you call a Bible for the blind? The Holy Braille!"