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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the new female doctor who can cure illness with all natural, homeopathic remedies? Look her up! She just goes by the name, ""Miss Information"" Edit: source - South Park"

"What's the difference between a joke and a pussy There's a chance you might actually get a joke."

"A group of Germans walk into a BAR... after 20 rounds there are no survivors."

"Why did the blonde wear green lipstick? Because red means stop ;D"

"Practicing my ""Eye Rolling"" cause you know... tomorrow's Monday."

"*in the corridor of the club waiting for my transitions lenses to turn back into glasses* i'll see you ladies inside"

"The best things in life require no pants."

"Why are Subway cooks called ""Sandwich Artists""? Even art majors deserve recognition"

"Updates status.. no one comments. Updates status again."

"A minister was asked by a politician ""Name something the government can do to help the church."" The minister replied ""Quit making one dollar bills."""