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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a morbidly obese hippy? Tie Dyeabetes"
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"Did you hear about the guy who broke into Tiger Woods' house? Took a lot of balls."
"What do we want? A cure for Tourette's! When do we want it? Cunt!"
"Sometimes I miss my real friends and then I think, screw them, they don't even star my tweets."
"I'm still not sure if I should throw out or keep my old pillow. I guess I better sleep on it."
"Apparently one in three people cheat. I wonder if it's my wife or my girlfriend."
"why do scuba divers go in the water backwards? because if they go forward they would fall inside the boat."
"What is important in relationships? Reflexivity and transitivity."
"What's the best part about having sex with a transvestite? Reaching around the front and pretending your dick went all the way through."
"How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb? 00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!"