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Joke of the Day
"Roses are brown, violets are grey I just found out I'm colorblind today."
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"""I'm quite content on this side of the street, thank you."" -- No squirrel ever."
"A beautiful girl said hello to me. I replied 'thank you' before I could think."
"I saw a truck with donkeys in the trailer... It was hauling ass."
"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably sh!t."
"On the other hand, You have five fingers."
"My 13 year old son told me this last night. Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put the wrong sock on this morning!"
"I had a joke... But I lost my plane of thought."
"How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date? Premature emasculation."
"I visited the ghetto once... Didn't see much, i was in the luggage of a car blindfolded."