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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Bible for the blind? The Holy Braille!"
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"ONLY text me in an emergency. Like my car's shooting flames from the trunk, one of my exes dies eventfully, or if someone thinks I'm sexy."
"*logs onto Facebook* *sees 347 ultrasound pictures* *logs off forever*"
"That little dance your thumbs do when you don't know how to reply to someones text."
"I'm devastated. My pet rat Elvis just died. He was caught in a trap"
"What's black and doesn't work? A broken light bulb you racist bastard."
"When colleges ask for my leadership activities... ""I'm a mod on reddit."""
"Multiple reports claiming Sting has been kidnapped The Police still have no lead."
"You shouldn't kiss someone on January 1st It's the first date"
"Two tectonic plates are having a heated argument... They seem to have diverging opinions."