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Joke of the Day

"I don't know why women spend so much money on sunglasses... Wouldn't it be cheaper to just tint the kitchen windows!"

"INCREASINGLY DESPERATE GOOGLE SEARCH FOR ""HOW MANY SHADOWS SHOULD I HAVE?"""

"A police officer just knocked on my door... and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes. Pfft, my dogs don't even own bikes, idiot."

"What is a neck beard's favorite country? M'Laysia"

"How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? [removed]"

"Why is it called a Wonder Bra? When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went."

"Started as a twitter crush, moved on to twitter boyfriend, now he's my twitter husband. Honeymooning on Google+ so we can be alone."

"I come to Twitter for the recipe trading, but I stay for the overt racism!"

"What's the difference between firewood and a jew? The firewood ain't been turned into ash yet."

"On the upside, Oscar Pistorus has had his paralympic classification promoted... ...he's gone from T43 (double below knee amputee) all the way up to T800 (The Terminator)."