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Joke of the Day
"Mom told meh to not waist my food She said we were gonna have to 'tighten our belts' around here."
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"The most effective way to torture young people is to make them watch old people use a computer"
"Dancing at the Party by Hans Neesanboompsadaisy"
"What was the proudest moment of Bill Clinton's life? When he was given Head Of State"
"What can be found in a Judge's freezer? Just ice."
"How do they launch a champagne factory? They throw a boat at it."
"What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher? ""I can't, I'm not a conductor."" Pffffffhehewheheheheheh."
"I like my KitKat like I like my girls: Two at once."
"Where do you find the Bible in a library? ""Fiction""."
"I was disappointed to find out my countertops were linoleum. I guess i took them for granite"