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Joke of the Day

"Buddhist Monk sees kid in Nirvana t-shirt: ""You like Nirvana? What's your favorite step on the 8-fold Path?"" Kid: Nevermind ""Yeah, me, too."""

"What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises."

"I was wondering why I wasn't picking up any chicks recently, but then I realized my Monster energy sticker fell off my car"

"What's the Biggest Jobs Killer in the United States? Pancreatic cancer."

"Every women should have four animals. A mink in the closet, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed, and a jackass to pay for everything!"

"Ok everyone enough of your ""family"" time to come back to the internet. We are your real family."

"I slept through my girlfriend's alarm this morning and hit the ground running after her husband threw me out the window."

"Response to ""LPT: If you ever get cold..."" What if your corner isn't 90 degrees? Well, it just wouldn't be right."

"It's not that I need to manage my anger, it's that other people need to manage their stupidity."

"My phone died, so I was forced to ""print"" a physical copy of my boarding pass, just like The Wright Brothers used to in the olden days"