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Joke of the Day
"It's not that I need to manage my anger, it's that other people need to manage their stupidity."
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"Hate is a strong word... I prefer the term ""want to stab them thirty-seven times in the chest."""
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"Did you know - what is the best thing to put on a delicious cake ? Your MOUTH !!"
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"What I learned in college: 1. Water bottles are a great way to hide vodka. 2. When your thirsty in the morning you will regret #1."
"And then God made Saturn. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it."
"A black man walks into a music store... ...and asks an employee if they have anything by 'The Doors'. To which the employee responds ""yeah, two security cameras, so get lost"""