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Joke of the Day

"Response to ""LPT: If you ever get cold..."" What if your corner isn't 90 degrees? Well, it just wouldn't be right."

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"I'll never forget my grandfather's last words.. ""Stop shaking the ladder you little shit"""
"What kind of moronic mirror thinks that Kristen Stewart is fairer than Charlize Theron?"
"When you're in trouble at work, be frank..... That way, when the boss finds out, Frank gets the blame."
"Then there was the time a cement truck collided with a paddy wagon. Twelvehardened criminals escaped."
"There is an animal a dog is always trying to find. Wolf.. Wolf .. Wolf .."
"How does Dracula keep fit? He plays batminton."
"My friend had to go to the doctor, because all he could see were dicks. Turns out he was cock-eyed."
"I am an actual real house cat. After I take a bong-hit I SWEAR I can type in English for about 60 secmeow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow"
"NOTHING says ""I am batshit, incapable of relationships, bad with money & cannot be trusted"" like colored contact lenses."
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