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Joke of the Day

"My phone died, so I was forced to ""print"" a physical copy of my boarding pass, just like The Wright Brothers used to in the olden days"

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"Maybe ask the judge if your sentence is in dog years or regular years and they'll prob just laugh and let you go you got tweets to write man"
"What the hell is Minecraft? Hitler's lesser known, second, book about his love of knitting."
"What do you call a Mexican Midget? A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay."
"The worst part about killing baby hitler is when you come back and everyone says ""who?"" but you still killed a baby."
"Did you hear about the woman with guns for tits? She was pretty Barrel-Chested."
"*turns on alarm* Alarm: I have a headache"
"Where did Mary go when the bombs went off? Everywhere."