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Joke of the Day

"Every women should have four animals. A mink in the closet, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed, and a jackass to pay for everything!"

"If your cup is half full... You probably need a different bra. P.S. I don't know if this counts as a joke, so sorry in advance. Edit: layout"

"Reminds GOP that Obama's not a radical brown-skinned antiwar socialist giving away free healthcare. You're thinking of Jesus."

"When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar? When he takes out the trash"

"During the stone age, long before Facebook, man was already experiencing the desire to express on a wall what he had eaten."

"How do really crazy people get through the forest? Via the psycho path."

"Pro-lifers Haven't they realised that you have to die to get to Heaven?"

"Pretty disappointed to find out HGTV doesn't stand for Hugh Grant TV"

"When humorists pole-dance it's called a comic strip."

"What if all DJs decided at once to stop using the infamous air horn sound effect and started using the sound of an old man climbing stairs?"