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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old ugly and poor man? A: Stupid!"
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"What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues? Underlay! Underlay!"
"I'm going to dress up as laundry next Halloween bitches love doing laundry."
"ME: I need to pee really bad TEACHER: can you hold it? ME: probably not. my hands aren't very good at retaining liquid"
"12013 B.C.: You might run into cougars while out clubbing 2013 A.D.: You might run into cougars while out clubbing"
"What do you call the men I kidnap and jerk off against their will? Stroke Victims."
"They are serving ""Trump Soup"" at the inauguration banquet Stewed Orange and Chickpea"
"I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee i'm not picky, anything but black will do"
"How did the Hulk's mind blow? Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled ""HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."""
"I bet you $4,567.89 you can't guess how much I owe my bookie."