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Joke of the Day
"I heard that the cemetery is pretty popular.. Everyone's dying to get in."
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"Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words."
"Why did the gay vigilante get arrested? He tried to take down a budgie smuggler."
"The goldfish just gave me the ""just flush me"" look. No way pal. If I have to stay so do you."
"If Joseph Stalin completed all of his highschool credits Does that make him a Stalingrad?"
"I'll bet Miss Piggy kissed a lot of princes before she found her frog."
"Why do anarchists smell so bad? Because they're *revolting*"
"If a white girl falls in the forest, and no one is around to omg, does she even?"
"Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas eve? The ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation."
"What did the shirt say to the pants zipper? Your so fly man"