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Joke of the Day
"I bet you $4,567.89 you can't guess how much I owe my bookie."
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"Those girls on the balance beam learn early on that 4 inches isn't much to work with."
"I was born with this saltiness I tasted my own cum It tasted salty"
"Girlfriend: Stop lying around on the couch all day. Me: But you said we needed to start conserving energy."
"Women dressed head to toe in animal print just bumped into me, thought I was being attacked my an obese leopard."
"""Were you in Paris on your vacation?"" ""I don't know my wife got the tickets."""
"Reddit. Now a tool for the NSA."
"Sext: You are a butterfly. I am a caterpillar. Surprise twist, I am Chris Hansen in a caterpillar suit. You are under arrest."
"What is a racists favorite Disney film? 101 Damn'Asians."
"I can never remember if it's ""laying"" or ""lying."" Anyway, I hit a dude with my car and he's doing one of them in the middle of the road. :("