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Joke of the Day
"What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues? Underlay! Underlay!"
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"What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math? yesallwomen"
"I actually like the smell of hospitals.. Does that make me a sick person?"
"My parents said they liked my DNA strand model. I said, ""Thanks. It's a nice pair of genes."""
"I like my women how I like my chicken. Friend: Battered? Me:...no...hot and spicy...."
"YO' MAMA IS LIKE... ASS HAIR Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t."
"Him: Let's play ""show me your binky."" Me: Hey Father, this is a fucked up confession. Can't I just say a Hail Mary?"
"If you believe that no great story ever started with someone eating a salad, then you're using the wrong kind of mushrooms."
"Why are blondes such bad cow herders? Because they can't keep their calves together"
"are you the girl who types everything said in court? ""yes"" I'm sorry *turns to prosecutor and answers his question with dolphin noises*"