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Joke of the Day
"They are serving ""Trump Soup"" at the inauguration banquet Stewed Orange and Chickpea"
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"My life these days is basically the ""before"" segment of an infomercial for a revolutionary new mop."
"I don't get new car smell air fresheners Your '98 Ford Taurus isn't fooling anyone"
"Lindt chocolate... .....is to die for."
"Why do seagulls only fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls."
"Im a guy who's into BDSM, necrophilia, and beastiality. Am i just flogging a dead horse?"
"I once visited The Virgin Islands. When I left, they were just called The Islands."
"I like musical dramas. They really strike a chord with me."
"My girlfriend is (-100). She's definitely a 10, but she's imaginary."
"All these knights going on a quest for the Holy Grail was a waste. They should've just asked their moms. Moms can find anything."