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Joke of the Day

"12013 B.C.: You might run into cougars while out clubbing 2013 A.D.: You might run into cougars while out clubbing"

"Coworker: I have a degree in History. Me: That'll really come in handy if life starts going backwards."

"Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home"

"I want one of those jobs where people ask, ""Do you actually get paid for doing this?"""

"what are the best sort of bees? boobies"

"What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common? I bang them both on my coffee table at night."

"My life these days is basically the ""before"" segment of an infomercial for a revolutionary new mop."

"Q: What word begins with the letter ""F"" and ends in ""UCK""? A: FIRETRUCK."

"What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes? Mr. President."

"Thank you, pencil sharpeners! For always making a good point."