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Joke of the Day
"What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow!"
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"Why was Santa in the asylum? He lost his SANTAty"
"Cop: Sir, have you been drinking? Driver: Go, Pikachu! Thunderbolt! Cop: Sir, did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
"whats the difference betweens a violin and a fiddle? A violin has strings and a fiddle has strangs."
"I hate those unrealistic movies...you know, the ones where men are friends with women."
"What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness? ""You herd me!"""
"It's probably too soon for Ebola jokes on here... ...but when the time comes, I bet they're gonna be killer."
"After a few bites of sunflower butter I've never been more fully prepared to buy a Prius."
"How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn."
"One reason my boyfriend likes The Big Bang Theory so much is that he says the title always reminds him of when we f**k."