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Joke of the Day
"What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness? ""You herd me!"""
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"What's black and white and can't fit through a door? (x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head."
"If at first you don't succeed... Well, there goes your skydiving career."
"What is the witches motto ? We came we saw we conjured !"
"What does a Fire cracker and a duck have in common? They both Quackle!"
"Caught my Vegan roommate... Caught my Vegan roommate crying today while chopping onions. These people are taking it too far now!"
"What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito? Your mom doesn't stop sucking when I smack her"
"Did you guys hear that you can survive just on plants? That is something i never herbivore!"
"nicest girl - You're the nicest girl and prettier than I have known - You what you want is fuck me - Wow and smarter."
"What do they do when the Queen has a baby? Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby? Fire the dirty old Canon."