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Joke of the Day
"I was gonna vote for trump . . . but now i'm kinda on the Pence about it."
Next Joke
"How do you keep the entire front page of Reddit in suspense?"
"Hey where's Brian? ""Oh he's taking a p_ _p"" A what? ""Um dropping a d_ _c_"" Huh? ""Taking a sh_t....Uhh Cr_p!"" Oh! He's evacuating his vowels?"
"""The car that was driving slow in front of me turned, I better drive fast now so the cars behind me don't think It was my fault."" Everyone"
"What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled milk!"
"Sometimes I think I'm a relatively smart person. Other times I put my shoes on before my pants and realize who I really am."
"Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees? So the Germans can march in the shade."
"[on a date] me: what's your favorite book series about a big red dog? her: uhh Clifford, i guess me: wow we have a lot in common"
"Cup of coffe Patient: ""I get a terrible pain in my eye when I drink a cup of coffee."" Doctor: ""Try taking the spoon out."""
"What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub? One has hope in her soul..."