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Joke of the Day

"One reason my boyfriend likes The Big Bang Theory so much is that he says the title always reminds him of when we f**k."

"What's the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? You can't hear an enzyme"

"Two chemists are at a bar. One says, ""I'd like some water."" The other says ""I'd like some Hydrogen Peroxide."" The second one died. Of cancer, many years later."

"i like my beer like i like my women in large cups"

"Just when you think 2016 has finished killing celebrities... WHAM (George Michael)"

"Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail? He got caught giving alcohol to minors."

"How did Burger King get Dairy Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper!"

"I had sex last night... Her: You don't have AIDS, right? Me: Of course not, why? Her: Oh thank goodness! I got it last time and it really sucked."

"Some people knocked on my door & asked for a small donation. for building a local swimming pool. I gave them a glass of water."

"How many potatoes do you need to kill an Irish man? None"