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Joke of the Day
"How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends? ""Meet Patty"""
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"My daughter just asked me about UpBro! Lol Can you believe it?"
"What is black and doesn't work? Decaffeinated coffee."
"Sorry, page 2 of Google searches."
"I'm going to start rubbing myself up against people when they've got nice food. If it works for my cat, it'll work for me."
"Why/How do bakers work? They knead the dough."
"FRIEND: Don is flying in tomorrow ME: My cousin Don or Amazing Hearing Don? [I get a text] Amazing Hearing Don"
"It's true. Parents that use drugs, have kids that use drugs. So, there's an important lesson here... Don't have kids."
"My life is like a romantic comedy Except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes. > HA! Hilarious and original! Encore!"
"What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl? sometimes i get the joke."