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Joke of the Day
"My daughter just asked me about UpBro! Lol Can you believe it?"
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"Fun Prank: When someone wakes from a coma, have everyone dressed in medieval clothes and welcome them back from ""The Sleeping Disease"""
"*mom puts a gummy vitamin in my mouth while I yawn* Mom, I'm 36. *chews it up, swallows* Adults are supposed to have 2 though."
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche? Porcupines have pricks on the outside"
"Who you must not greet on a plane? HI Jack!"
"The problem with today's children is that today's parents are idiots."
"The Best Knock Knock Joke All Day! Fuck you Chad."
"I consider myself to be... a reflexive pronoun."
"Entomology. It's Sci-ants."
"What is the difference between a camera and a sock? One holds photos The other holds five"