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Joke of the Day
"What is black and doesn't work? Decaffeinated coffee."
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"Dick Cheney was found having sex with Sarah Palin in a speedboat. It wasn't the first time he was caught offshore drilling."
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"I beat off with a hammer cuz I'm bad to the bone."
"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile."
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"Confucius say Man high on sex use cherry picker"
"Dude, why did you buy Grand Theft Auto 5? I mean, honestly, you live in Detroit. You could've just gone outside and saved yourself $50."
"Why did the peasant have poor judgement? He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks"
"How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb? ""I don't know but I can look it up for you."""