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Joke of the Day
"How do you describe every gf in one word? K"
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"Last time I got some ass My finger went through the toilet paper"
"Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS when the first thing you do is stand up and say, My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic'"
"JOB REQUIREMENTS: Must have a college degree. Must have 5 years experience. Must have volunteered as tribute and won the 74th Hunger Games."
"A man was walking on a nude beach... A man with a foot long dick was walking on a nude beach when he was arrested by the police. The charge? Weapons of Lass Destruction"
"Guy gets wife roses. She says ""I guess this means you want me on my back w my legs in the air?"" He says, ""Why, we don't have a Vase?"
"Ladies: We barely pay attention when you are speaking directly AT us. What makes you think we will pick up on a subtweet?"
"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick up her ass"
"What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon? A parsnip."
"If I was Jennifer Lawrence, I'd see which laws I could ignore. Start with going behind the counter at Starbucks, work my way up to murder."