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Joke of the Day

"It's true. Parents that use drugs, have kids that use drugs. So, there's an important lesson here... Don't have kids."

"What do a dead fish and dog shit have in common? They are both front-page material on reddit"

"Why does Poland stay from Germany? a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly"

"Name one thing Taylor Swift doesn't have in her purse Her boyfriend's phone number"

"What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Hung"

"dat hyphen A man eating fish was saved by a hyphen from a man-eating fish (you might have heard it before but its new to me)"

"Why doesn't the sun go to college? It's extremely bright, it already has 28 million degrees."

"What's so ironic about disabled toilets? They're big enough to run around in."

"What do Jesus Christ and Male Porn-stars have in common? They both take their sweet time before the second coming."

"I'm a lot like a midget orgy I've got a lot of short comings."