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Joke of the Day

"Why/How do bakers work? They knead the dough."

"One party-loving millionaire tried to win his ex back And you won't believe how!"

"I like my women like I like my wine. About 20 years old and locked in my cellar."

"There's one thing I can't stand when I'm drunk Up"

"I think it's cool that our galaxy is named after a chocolate bar."

"My wife woke me up all excited this morning... She said honey look at all the pounds I've lost. I told her that she was looking at our retirement account not her fitbit."

"Thanks to ringtones, I now associate all my favorite songs with the annoyance and dread of being interrupted and having to talk to somebody."

"I was cooking a dish with onions in it and my friend cried. I only now realized recently that she wasn't raising that dog for food."

"The Longest Joke Ever! My life"

"Little known fact, Alvin wore the big A on his shirt because he slept around."