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Joke of the Day
"Why/How do bakers work? They knead the dough."
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"For $60, this printer ink had better be hand squeezed out of endangered squids."
"Some Christmas jokes A guy I helped at work told me these jokes. They're terrible. I love them. What goes HO HO HO thud? Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO? A Pimp taking inventory."
"""More like LOTION pictures!"" - awkward conversation in an adult movie theater before the show starts"
"On the topic of George Michael... I guess you could say it was his ""Last Christmas"". Too soon?"
"You can lead a horse to water but only if you grew up on a farm or something."
"What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends? The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends."
"I lost my virginity to a retarded girl last night... I wanted my first time to be special."
"Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't think of a punch line?"
"Contrary to popular belief, the most common use for electrical tape is to cover up goth nipples."