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Joke of the Day
"I accidently opened the fitness app and my phone immediately called to report itself stolen."
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"What does Tony Romo and a porn star have in common? They both know how to choke."
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"where does honey come from? beez nuts"
"And the cat's in the cradle so the baby must be at the pet groomer's, this is a terrible mix-up."