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Joke of the Day

"Just finished a chat via text msg in which the girl finished every single sentence with ""lol"". It was draining lol. Wanna kill myself lol."

"Do you ever just look at a girl and instantly know she posts her daily horoscope on Facebook and quotes Marilyn Monroe?"

"I'm still I'm still Jenner from the block I really want a fanny but I have a cock."

"Behind every successful woman is a Man who let her down."

"In a serious water shortage /r/showerthoughts should be shut down."

"""Hey, let's share a bottle of wine and try out the shriek-laugh we've been rehearsing."" -The women next to everyone everywhere."

"Psychiatrist to his nurse: ""Just say we're very busy. Don't keep saying 'It's a madhouse.'"""

"What's does an angry, anti-feminist Redditor have in common with a newborn baby? The only vagina they've touched is their mothers!"

"i show up at the range wearing a t-shirt that says ""I Wont Wear The Earplugs"" and i m promptly directed back to my car by staff members"

"The cost of living has got so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she cant afford batteries"