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Joke of the Day
"If your car is too heavy You can always use lighter fuel."
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"Our relationship is like an extra chromosome It's all downs from here"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolzano ! Bolzano who ? Bolzano the door !"
"If you're not singing ""Hitler Baby one more time"" to the tune of Britney Spears' ""Hit Me Baby One More Time"" I'm sorry but you are now."
"My pastor said the day gay marriage was made fully legal in the US was worse than 9/11."
"[in hip-hop voice] uh"
"Cleaning the Attic Four fonts walk into a bar the barman says ''Hey - get out! We don't want your type in here!''"
"I love England th... I love England the flags a big plus"
"I'm going to buy a house near the St. Louis Airport and paint ""Welcome to chicago"" on my roof to confuse people who are about to land."
"Oscar Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door... ...but his girlfriend was against it."