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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma? A dank statement."
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"What's 12 inches and white? Nothing."
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"I started a figurine company that specializes in miniature Muhammad statues We make a small prophet."
"An old gambling buddy told me this joke: What did the man with premature ejaculation say to his blind wife? ""Honey, could you pass me the remote?"" Bet you didn't see THAT coming!"
"My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle Information goes in, but is often never found again"