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Joke of the Day

"What did the boy gun say to the girl gun? Wanna bang?"

"You have to chose between your SO and one million dollars. What is the first thing you would buy?"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Baron ! Baron who ? Baron mind who you're talking to !"

"Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No."

"Mankind is capable of unimaginable feats of engineering and yet the windows on the airplane never line up with the seats."

"On Facebook, someone posted that they have 90 days of pregnancy left. The 1st commenter said 'when are you due?' This is why we are here..."

"I give to you a joke I made up when I was seven: Why did the computer crash? It had a bad driver! **bows ** I'll show myself out."

"I got my little brother a Cisformer for his birthday It's like a transformer, but it starts out as a car and stays that way"

"Heard about the baby seal who walked into a club? ba doom doom cha!"

"What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers? Russell."