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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Saudi cow? A moo-slim"
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"Give me your best joke get me and my work laughing"
"Take me down to the gentrified city where the grass is green and the girls can't even"
"What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi? People from Dubai don't like the flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do"
"Religion That is all"
"To the handicapped guy who stole my bag: You can hide but you can't run."
"Trump has a tower? Well Bernie has his towers too. The Twin Towers... They felt the Bern."
"What do they call soda in Rome? Pope."
"I can tell a police officer is gay by the way he writes me a ticket instead of letting me off with a warning."
"Tonight the 3-year-old asked: ""How did God make Himself?"" I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime."