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Joke of the Day
"If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times does he become disoriented?"
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"I think the Tuskegee Airmen were incredibly brave... ...not only were they fighter pilots, they all had syphilis!"
"A man walks into a bar with a big slab of tarmac/asphalt under his arm... The barman asks him, ""So what can I get you?"" ""I'll have a pint and eh, one for the road."""
"Thanks, student loans, for getting me through school I don't think I could ever repay you"
"Is sex without obligations possible after getting married? Yeah - sometimes I can have sex without promising to do the dishes afterwards."
"When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress? I'd prefer if you included tigress"
"A man came to my door today, and asked if I would donate to building the community pool So I gave him a glass of water"
"Using double negatives results in the meaning being positive. So, should using double positives should give a negative meaning? Yeah right."
"What's the best part about having sex with a gilf? You can finger her and grab her titties with one hand at the same time. ;)"
"Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine"