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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the blind black man play hockey? Because he was black."
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"I'm still waiting for the day that I will actually use x2 + why +8 [(x + 2y 2 = a-z] + 2x 3 + (- 2z = 2. 4) + 10y 5Z 3= k= 9 in real life"
"An honest lawyer. What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron."
"I went to the store to get six cans of sprite... ...But when I got home I discovered that I'd picked 7-up."
"Made love to my girlfriend like a Jedi last night. She said no so I used ""the force""."
"What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care."
"HEY,,,I've already lined up an auctioneer to read my eulogy...... No one likes drawn out funerals.... You're welcome."
"My teacher said I'd end up working in McDonald's. Well, look who's laughing now. The guy's ordering chicken off me in KFC."
"""STOP apologizing. You're sorry, he gets it, Jesus. You spilled a glass of wine, not fucked his wife."""
"Why do bulimics love KFC? It comes with a bucket."