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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the blind black man play hockey? Because he was black."
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"Sorry I was asleep when you texted me and just woke up when we ran into each other just now"
"What do you call it when you make sandwiches at a sleepover? Peanut butter and jammies!"
"Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me. Do you tell lies? Young witch: No but I can pick it up."
"what if princess leia went to the dark side? then she would be luke's sithter"
"I called a suicide hotline today... they do NOT give the kind of advice I was looking for."
"Did you hear Donald Trump's plan for combatting global warming? Nuclear winter"
"LPT: How to tie an extremely difficult knot Just put it in your pocket. Works like a charm with my headphones every time."
"Never marry a girl whose mother's name is Hope.... because 'Hope' never dies."
"What's a narcissist's favorite color? Reflection"