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Joke of the Day
"Best way to speed date: ""What's your favorite subreddit?"" ""What's a subreddit?"" ""Next."""
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"What does a Christian terrorist say before blowing up? JESUS HALLELUJAH"
"Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, ""Does this taste funny to you?"""
"I put a crippled guy above my infants crib He was a-mobile"
"UFC president Dana White called Conor McGregor this morning... He greeted him with ""Buenos Diaz"""
"The amount of time you spend cleaning your house before a friend comes over is inversely proportional to the quality of that friendship."
"What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country? Simple, you get stoned twice"
"Only 30's kids will get this... Jesus."
"Casual, but fun. Casual butt fun. That extra ""t"" can ruin your night."
"A guy was so bored he broke a watch with his bare hands. Then he said ""i've got too much time on my hands"""