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Joke of the Day
"What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country? Simple, you get stoned twice"
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"[BOOK CLUB] ME: So last weeks assignment was Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk. What did everyone think? STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:"
":S :C :H :O :O :L - You can't find happy faces."
"DINOSAUR PARTY TRICERATOPS: GROUP SELFIE!! *hands phone to T-Rex T-REX: Still not funny you guys. Not. Funny."
"Happy and Sad An old man says to his wife, ""Honey, there is no possible way to feel both happiness and sadness at the same time."" The wife says, ""Out of all your brothers, you have the biggest dick."""
"If you fall down in public the best thing to do is stay down, use your fingernails to dig your way to another country then start a new life."
"My Doctor told me I had the Big C. I asked him to be more pacific."
"What drug can Donald Trump not live without? Xanax, for Hispanic attacks."
"President's Day is just a holiday invented by Presidents to sell more Presidents."
"What do you call a dirty drug addict with a lisp? Methy"