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Joke of the Day
"What does a Christian terrorist say before blowing up? JESUS HALLELUJAH"
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"If my girlfriend caught me telling a sexist joke, she'd get really... emotional"
"Why is Jesus bad at hockey? He always gets nailed to the boards."
"What does the quantum duck say? Quark Quark"
"What's the fastest way to kill millions? Just swallow."
"How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing? Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through."
"It's a beautiful day to sit outside and stare into your phone."
"A hipster coffee shop would be a terrible idea. Everyone would burn their tongues because they would drink the coffee before it was cool."