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Joke of the Day

"Casual, but fun. Casual butt fun. That extra ""t"" can ruin your night."

"I started 2016 with a goal to lose 20 pounds Only 30 more to go and I'm there!"

"Not to Brag: Not to brag, but I own the world's largest collection of air guitars."

"What did the spider say when he broke his new web ? Darn it !"

"My favorite book as a child was... ...'I Fell Off Mt Everest' by Eileen Dover."

"LeBron Still Wins MVP. Most Visible Penis."

"So a Jewish pedophile walks up to a kid and says ""Hey want to buy some candy?"""

"People dating on the internet have it so easy. Back in my day, a man would walk uphill both ways in the snow to disappoint a woman."

"16: My friend is coming to get something while we're gone. Me: Should we leave a key? 16: No, she'll just go thru the doggie door again."

"How many virgins does take to change a lightbulb? Obviously more than 72, or all those suicide bomber would have seen the light."