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Joke of the Day

"Casual, but fun. Casual butt fun. That extra ""t"" can ruin your night."

"Saitama tried to change his Facebook password to Goku but Facebook said it was too weak..."

"[1st date] ""My birthday is on April 20th, so 4/20. Isn't that cool? When's yours?"" Oh, umm *sweating* Sextember 69th"

"A sitcom about teen girl aliens called UFOMG."

"What has two thumb drives full of porn and forgot his laptop was hooked up to the projector?"

"My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall... ... I said maybe..."

"I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely... ...if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone."

"A blind guy walks into a bar.. And a table.. And a chair.. And a desk"

"Had to pause Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory to go buy a king sized Snickers. This is why i can not watch Breaking Bad."

"Enough with the North Korea jokes guys, Seriousry they aren't funny!"