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Joke of the Day
"How do you get down off an elephant? You don't. You get down off a goose."
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"What's the worst thing about a blowjob from an anorexic girl? They never swallow."
"Safety Tip: Always have a loaded water gun ready to go in case of a home invasion by a cat burglar."
"What do dissecting a frog and explaining a joke on Reddit have in common? Both are shitty novelties."
"Six inches of snow predicted tonight: Is that twitter 6"" | | Subway 6"" | | Real life 6"" | | Or Dan 6"" | | Cheesecake"
"""I brought whipped butter instead of cream cheese for our bagels."" -terrorists"
"Playing guitar is a sin... ...after all, Jesus told his disciples to ""fret not."""
"A PS4 and an Xbox One got ran over Off in the distance, we hear the ambulance... WiiUWiiUWiiU"
"The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. Then things get tense."
"*eats pizza out of box in bed *falls asleep *wakes up next to leftover pizza Voila! Breakfast in bed!"