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Joke of the Day

"Safety Tip: Always have a loaded water gun ready to go in case of a home invasion by a cat burglar."

"My wife thinks our sex life is boring and I get distracted easily.......... Well I Better get back to it...."

"What is a jew's favourite bread? Shabbat-a"

"Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch? He was the skipper!"

"Kermit the Frog's favorite sex position? Pig in a Blanket."

"Kids: *doing something they shouldn't* Me: Stop or I'll be mad Kids: *keep doing it* Me: Stop or Mom will be mad Kids:*stop immediately*"

"What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do? It can look round."

"What is one thing that both Australians & Americans share the same view on? 1961"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Battering Ram Barbie ...Barbie's head on the end of a battering ram"

"I think everyone agrees that the lowest form of earth on this planet are child pornographers. They are the scum of the earth and should be tried as adults."